Caption Competition

[Siani]

Can you send the little Dutch boy over please? We have a problem with the dyke again.

[Bristolian]

Yes, my name is Gerry Anderson and YES I did see a stingray in Main Street and NO I'm not pulling your strings!

[Bristolian]

Help I'm sinking! Hello this is the German coastguard. What are you thinking? .... Click.

[Big Boy]

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[Bluesky]

"Hello? Hello? Is that the Tessabarn? Can you tell me where the pump station is on Soi 102?"

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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It's never been so close . Only 2 judges responded this week, which has produced an interesting result. This week's top 5:

4th= Bluesky with "Yes darling I know you asked me to shift your mothers car last week. Oh yes there is some good news, I found the keys...but not quite sure where the car is at the moment." (12 Points)

4th= dtaai-maai with "Hello? Do you sell oars? And can you deliver?" (12 Points)

1st= pharvey with "RAC? I seem to have some damp....." (14 Points)

1st=dtaai-maai with "Hello, Cheesy Pizza? I'd like to take you up on your 1-hour delivery or 6 months free pizzas offer." (14 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Is that the local council? I want to know if the hosepipe ban's been lifted yet." (14 Points)

Decided on big Boy's favourite rule (sorry pharvey). Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 26 June 16 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 1 July 16

Big Boy's favourite - "Is that the local council? I want to know if the hosepipe ban's been lifted yet."

Next week's guest judge will be lindosfan1 (sorry, we're a couple of judges down at the moment), so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.

[GLCQuantum]

I think you may have a slight glitch in your computer as ...

4th= Bluesky with "Only open when in the mood" (12 Points)

seems to be...

Only open when in the mood

from the Vagina Tandoori picture.

[Big Boy]

Nah, the glitch is in my brain. Busy until 9:30(ish), but I will correct it.

[Big Boy]

Sorted

[pharvey]

"Decided on big Boy's favourite rule (sorry pharvey)"

It's a stitch up - a STITCH UP I tell you!!

[dtaai-maai]

It's a stitch up - a STITCH UP I tell you!!

Tsk, sore loser - is there any Australian blood in your family...?

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[Dannie Boy]

pharvey gets caught with his pants down

[dtaai-maai]

Arthur was beginning to regret last night's vindaloo...

[dtaai-maai]

However hard I try, I can't make it shrivel to under 12 inches.