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Can you send the little Dutch boy over please? We have a problem with the dyke again.
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Yes, my name is Gerry Anderson and YES I did see a stingray in Main Street and NO I'm not pulling your strings!
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Help I'm sinking! Hello this is the German coastguard. What are you thinking? .... Click.
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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"Hello? Hello? Is that the Tessabarn? Can you tell me where the pump station is on Soi 102?"
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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R E S U L T :
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:shock: It's never been so close :shock: . Only 2 judges responded this week, which has produced an interesting result. This week's top 5:

4th= Bluesky with "Yes darling I know you asked me to shift your mothers car last week. Oh yes there is some good news, I found the keys...but not quite sure where the car is at the moment." (12 Points)

4th= dtaai-maai with "Hello? Do you sell oars? And can you deliver?" (12 Points)

1st= pharvey with "RAC? I seem to have some damp....." (14 Points)

1st=dtaai-maai with "Hello, Cheesy Pizza? I'd like to take you up on your 1-hour delivery or 6 months free pizzas offer." (14 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Is that the local council? I want to know if the hosepipe ban's been lifted yet." (14 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Decided on big Boy's favourite rule (sorry pharvey). Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 26 June 16 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 1 July 16

Big Boy's favourite - "Is that the local council? I want to know if the hosepipe ban's been lifted yet."

Next week's guest judge will be lindosfan1 (sorry, we're a couple of judges down at the moment), so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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I think you may have a slight glitch in your computer as ...
4th= Bluesky with "Only open when in the mood" (12 Points)
seems to be...
Bristolian wrote:Only open when in the mood
from the Vagina Tandoori picture. :D

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Nah, the glitch is in my brain. Busy until 9:30(ish), but I will correct it.
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Sorted :oops:
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"Decided on big Boy's favourite rule (sorry pharvey)"

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pharvey wrote:It's a stitch up - a STITCH UP I tell you!!
Tsk, sore loser - is there any Australian blood in your family...? :laugh: :laugh:

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pharvey gets caught with his pants down
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Arthur was beginning to regret last night's vindaloo...
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However hard I try, I can't make it shrivel to under 12 inches.
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