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C'mon, you gifted me the election in '16, time to give me the hotel room golden shower tape.
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Look here Vladimir Vladimirovich, here are some spare head hairs for you. Not pubic hairs.
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Donald you are full of bullshit
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Vlad, your elevator shoes are getting a bit conspicuous.
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Come on, rock-paper-scissors and whoever wins gets to take over everything.
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I haven't washed that hand since I broke up with Marla Maples.
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The right hand receives, you are getting eff all from the left hand.
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I told you, I tested negative for COVID-19 so there’s no risk in shaking hands
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With this hand I can push the big beautiful button or pleasure Melania: both scary things
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Slap me some skin brother!!
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Trump, look there is nothing there. Putin, you telling me you not got a brain, the world knows that dopey.
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This weeks competition has now closed.
pharvey, please watch your Inbox.
pharvey, please watch your Inbox.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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R E S U L T :
A BIG thank you to pharvey who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th sateeb with "C'mon, you gifted me the election in '16, time to give me the hotel room golden shower tape."
4th lindosfan1 with "You want me to touch that!!!!!!"
3rd PeteC with "Is your lifeline longer than mine?"
2nd Jimbob with "With this hand I can push the big beautiful button or pleasure Melania: both scary things"
1st place goes to PeteC with "Come on, rock-paper-scissors and whoever wins gets to take over everything."

Thank you very much to all who participated.
PeteC you now have until 21:00 on 2 August 2020 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 7 August 2020.
Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
A BIG thank you to pharvey who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th sateeb with "C'mon, you gifted me the election in '16, time to give me the hotel room golden shower tape."
4th lindosfan1 with "You want me to touch that!!!!!!"
3rd PeteC with "Is your lifeline longer than mine?"
2nd Jimbob with "With this hand I can push the big beautiful button or pleasure Melania: both scary things"
1st place goes to PeteC with "Come on, rock-paper-scissors and whoever wins gets to take over everything."





Thank you very much to all who participated.
PeteC you now have until 21:00 on 2 August 2020 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 7 August 2020.
Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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