Caption Competition

[dtaai-maai]

I say, I say, I say!
Fancy a toad in the hole?
No, I'd rather have a Tandoori in the Vagina!

[dtaai-maai]

I say, I say, I say!
Sage and onion stuffing?
No, I'd rather have a Tandoori in the Vagina!

[dtaai-maai]

We wanted to call it "Kent Tandoori", but the sign writer misheard...

[dtaai-maai]

Waiter, what's the "Brazilian Special"?

[Big Boy]

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[GLCQuantum]

Apu was horrified to find the sign maker's had spelt his daughter Virginia's name wrong.

[Dannie Boy]

Abdul quickly discovered that his Tandori oven rendered his house speciality free of hair after just a few seconds

[Siani]

The new owner is now going to rename his restaurant Fanny's after a lot of customers were laughing at the present name.

[Jimbob]

Yes sir, We only use genuine meat, not pussy cats

[arcadianagain]

Every Friday and Saturday night we feature our resident Elvis tribute band, Vulva Las Vegas

[Siani]

The sign writer who did the sign for the Indian restaurant did not realise his spelling mistake He was meant to write "Vagisa Tandoori" meaning Lord of speech in Indian

[Siani]

Vadiraj and his wife Gina did not realise what the name meant in English when they merged their names together for the new restaurant! They took the Va from his name and the Gina from his wife's

[Bluesky]

Now that has thrown a cat amongst the tandoori's!

[Siani]

Saeed wondered why there were so many "Dickhead's" in his restaurant every night asking for the house special

[Bristolian]

A favorite restaurant to cum'n eat