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Looking at the customers expression the restaurant owner thought the lemonade may be a little too tart
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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'Ere, ave you fed the 'orse, 'Arold?

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dtaai-maai wrote:His eyes were limpid pools of untroubled tranquillity amidst a raging sea of passion etched across his intelligent brow. A shiver ran down her spine as his winning smile lit up the room and he reached across and touched her hand, murmuring softly "I've swallowed my dentures..."
:lach: :lach: Nice one DM :thumb:
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Bertie was anxiously awaiting the arrival of his fiancée at Terminal 4. He was so pleased he had invested in a tooth whitening treatment at Cool Smile. He thinks he may have overdone the sun bed tanning treatment though.... :naughty:
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Comment: One thing is becoming clear with this and the other special competition in that action photos of some type get a better response than just portrait type photos, no matter how weird the subject is. Pete :cheers:
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Wealthy noodle stall magnate was puzzled when told his young wife had only married him for his money.
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Recent picture of the Grand Master Judge of the 'Shar Pei' wrinkled dog club
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Clive lost his job when beer cans started using ring-pulls
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"Narcolepsy and a warm bath don't mix!" says teenager.
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Sammy sure liked Thailand, the girls confirmed that he was, indeed, a hansum man
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WARNING!! THIS IS ONE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS OF BOTOX! YES.... HARD TO BELEIVE THIS IS MICHAEL DOUGLAS AFTER TREATMENT! :twisted:
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Tomorrows Headlne:

Conservative Party Chief Strategist retires in disgust.

"They warned me working for these idiots would be hard but I just got sick of banging my head against the wall!"

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Geoffery was beginning to rue the day he got drunk and had unprotected sex with a dirty rat.
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Randy Cornhole wrote:Geoffery was beginning to rue the day he got drunk and had unprotected sex with a dirty rat.
He's been up to no good that's for sure Mr Cornhole , plainly he has an obvious STD - a Strange Tooth Disappearance issue.
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