Caption Competition

[bcrglobal]

After repeatedly being stopped by the Boys in Brown for not wearing a helmet (B400 each time) Santa thought to himself "Screw PETA, next year the reindeer are back in the harness"

[Big Boy]

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[Homer]

Nick nicks gifts, nixes Xmas

[pharvey]

Recent out-sourcing of Christmas had caused some delivery issues

[pharvey]

Santa criticised over Vespa sponsorship scandal

[pharvey]

''Santa's Speed Deliveries'' seemed to take something away from the traditional Christmas.

[pharvey]

Dashing down the road
On a one seat Vespa bike
Strugglin’ with the load
In weather we don’t like
Pissed up when we sing
Drinking Vodka Lite
Pitty ‘bout my ring
With the curry ate tonight

Ohhh, Jingle Bells…….

[Homer]

Dashing down the road
On a one seat Vespa bike

If that's not a podium finish, I'll ... um ... uh ... never mind.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition is now closed.

[Big Boy]

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Sorry for the late results - only 115 days to my retirement, and they've started to make me do some work on Fridays Results could be a bit late for a few weeks now.

pharvey's done it again - another top 3 performance . This week's top 5(6) are:

5th= GLCQuantum with "Santa was getting really pissed off with his underperforming staff." (24 Points)

5th= bcrglobal with "After repeatedly being stopped by the Boys in Brown for not wearing a helmet (B400 each time) Santa thought to himself "Screw PETA, next year the reindeer are back in the harness"" (24 Points)

4th Vital Spark with "Elves on strike, and Rudolf off with a runny nose meant Santa had to resort to plan C.'' (26 Points)

3rd pharvey with "Santa criticised over Vespa sponsorship scandal" (29 Points)

2nd pharvey with "''Santa's Speed Deliveries'' seemed to take something away from the traditional Christmas." (31 Points)

1st place goes to pharvey with "Recent out-sourcing of Christmas had caused some delivery issues" (42Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

pharvey you now have until 23:59 on 4 Dec 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 9 Dec 11.

Big Boy's favourite: "Recent out-sourcing of Christmas had caused some delivery issues"

[pharvey]

Thank you one and all Spot of cheating though....... 6 or 7 attempts per week to get a podium finish!!

Anyways, try this one this week........

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[dtaai-maai]

The winners of the QUADMASTER lottery take their prize for its maiden journey.

[dtaai-maai]

Pattaya Tourist Police Volunteers Rapid Response Team in action

[pharvey]

Jeeesuuuuus Cletus!! Did you forget to fix the brakes again??!!

[pharvey]

The remake of ''The Beverly Hillbillies'' received mixed reviews........