Caption Competition

[Siani]

Tandoori nights ....Better safe than sorry

[Big Boy]

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[pharvey]

Typical corporate safety, all paperwork but an incomplete installation - where's the feckin seat cover!!

[pharvey]

Dave's Irritable Bowel Syndrome was beginning to become a cause for concern for the Ethical Forestry Commission......

[pharvey]

With all the additional fixtures and fittings required, Bob was beginning to wonder whether Tescos' special offer on Loo Roll was really worth it......

[pharvey]

Sinocorp Heightened Industrial Testing (S.H.I.T.) Consultants, with their vastly superior and technically advanced testing methods had proven without a doubt that the 4-ply paper with cushioned exterior would be the number 1 consumer choice.

[Jimbob]

Madam Curry Research Centre

Researchers test station where checks are done for scrunching, folding or balling paper quality. Test results are tabulated but sometimes go missing

[GLCQuantum]

...and on your left now you will see the interior of Big Boy's toilet....and what a fine specimen she is!


Sorry Big Boy

[pharvey]

The Government's ''Carbon Credit Exchange'' certainly had it's loopholes......

[pharvey]

SHOCK!! Andrex in puppy stampede death row!!

[dtaai-maai]

"TO ENHANCE THE CHOSEN FLOORING DESIGN,
USERS ARE REQUESTED TO SMEAR THE USED
TOILET PAPER OVER THE FLOOR BEFORE FLUSHING."

[Frank Hovis]

Greece Finance Minister says he is 'fully prepared to start printing Drachma again'.

[Big Boy]

I'm very sorry guys, but to ensure I get the judging forms to the judges this week, I have no option but to close this week's competition a day early. Results will still be announced at the usual time.

This week's competition is now closed.

[Big Boy]

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It looks as if pharvey's LHG has been getting involved again!! This week's top 5 are:

5th Siani with "Air India flight from Bombay to Delhi are pleased to inform travellers of their update to new toilet facilities." (23 Points)

4th Frank Hovis with "Greece Finance Minister says he is 'fully prepared to start printing Drachma again'.'' (26 Points)

3rd pharvey with "Typical corporate safety, all paperwork but an incomplete installation - where's the feckin seat cover!!" (29 Points)

2nd pharvey with "Dave's Irritable Bowel Syndrome was beginning to become a cause for concern for the Ethical Forestry Commission......" (41 Points)

1st place goes to pharvey with "With all the additional fixtures and fittings required, Bob was beginning to wonder whether Tescos' special offer on Loo Roll was really worth it......" (43 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

pharvey you now have until 23:59 on 20 Nov 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 25 Nov 11.

Big Boy's favourite: "Typical corporate safety, all paperwork but an incomplete installation - where's the feckin seat cover!!"

[pharvey]

It looks as if pharvey's LHG has been getting involved again!!

There's just no faith in my God given natural talent!!

Ahem.....

Anyways, one for this week: -

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