Caption Competition

[GLCQuantum]

Khun Richard gets ready for his night in the town.

[Vital Spark]

"It was Gok Wan's fault! He said I looked good in pink, I shouldn't hide my curves and I should accentuate my assets..."

[richard]

Khun Richard gets ready for his night in the town.

Oh, thanks GLCQ

[richard]

I'm Rindicellas fairy godmother

[STEVE G]

Three wishes? I think you've got the wrong address!

[JD]

...and the winner of The Worlds Biggest Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum Bubble is.......
.....Who is that? Is that Wayne Rooney?

[ge3]

BBC announced today that they were launching a teletubby safe sex campaign.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition is now closed.

[Big Boy]

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This week's top 5 are:

5th STEVE G with "Three wishes? I think you've got the wrong address!" (25 Points)

4th JD with "...and the winner of The Worlds Biggest Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum Bubble is.......
.....Who is that? Is that Wayne Rooney?'' (28 Points)

3rd ge3 with "BBC announced today that they were launching a teletubby safe sex campaign." (32 Points)

2nd Siani with "Strictly come dancing contestant Russel Grant tries on his latest costume ..." (39 Points)

1st place goes to Vital Spark with "It was Gok Wan's fault! He said I looked good in pink, I shouldn't hide my curves and I should accentuate my assets..." (43 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Vital Spark you now have until 23:59 on 6 Nov 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 11 Nov 11.

Big Boy's favourite: "I just love these coloured condoms. so stretchy"

[Vital Spark]

Thanks Big Boys boys. Let's have a go with this one...

[caller]

The ladies sometimes liked to let their pets off the leash so that they could have a good runaround to tire themselves out before bedtime.

Or

They must be locals, the sands too bloody hot for us visitors!

Or

Richard was mistaken in thinking this was a good way of demonstrating his virility when trying to pull the local talent.

I'll get my coat

[STEVE G]

Tell him to stop arsing around.

[ge3]

Do you know what Jane dear? But I think your husband might have crabs...

[Siani]

I told Jim that those Speedo's were too tight when he tried them on!

[Vital Spark]

Veronica: "....and my friend said that she saw a stupid old git pretending he was a crab scurrying around on the beach.."
Tracy: "Nah. She's lying. Don't listen to anyfink she sez. It's lovely here, innit"