Caption Competition

[poosmate]

Mum said to tell you it only needs a tiny prick and it will go down on you.

[Big Boy]

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[SaSamSa]

Yeah, she's low maintenance.... I just pump her now and again.

[SaSamSa]

Hey Mom, I think I found the smartest Blonde in the World...

[Big Boy]

OK guys, just one day left of this 'extended' competition. 24 hours to make any last minute entries.

[lindosfan1]

I showed mum what you were doing with aunty sue last night

[caller]

Dad, the balloon seller said this one is extra special, so its more than 50p, is that okay?

[Siani]

Hey Dad..the mail order company got it wrong You said you had ordered a blow up Dinghy
This toy says "suitable for over 18 years old"...

[Frank Hovis]

Quick! Somebody call an ambulance; My Dad's new girlfriend has had an accident. She's got a nasty gash here and I think lockjaw has set in already.

[richard]

Dad, no meat and two veg!!!!!! or is it yet more toad in the hole?

[Big Boy]

This (2) week's competition is now closed.

[Big Boy]

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A popular competition this week, with the judges scores being spread all over the place - hence the relatively low scores. This week's top 5 are:

5th SaSamSa with "Hey Mom, I think I found the smartest Blonde in the World..." (17 Points)

4th dtaai-maai with "Won't hurt a bit - just a little prick...'' (22 Points)

3rd pharvey with "Of course I understand protection..... I've got my hood up haven't I!!!!" (25 Points)

2nd dtaai-maai with "Why couldn't he have an imaginary friend like all the other kids?" (30 Points)

1st place goes to lindosfan1 with "I showed mum what you were doing with aunty sue last night" (32 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

lindosfan1 you now have until 23:59 on 18 Sept 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 23 Sept 11.

[lindosfan1]

Thanks not a clue what this is about

[GLCQuantum]

Shooting for 'The Gay Titanic' has just started.

[pharvey]

With it's bizarre ritual of circumcision by power-boat motor and eco-friendly crucifixion, the newly formed South-East Asian Alternative Religious Group were struggling for membership.