Caption Competition

[migrant]

The new "politically correct" rules on gathering evidence was getting tiring

[Big Boy]

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[dtaai-maai]

Special Constable Randy Rose is representing the Metropolitan Police skipping team at the Gay Pride Olympics:
"I like coffee, I like tea,
I want DI Stone to jump on me..."

[STEVE G]

Working for the News of the World was easier!

[Jimbob]

National Police Games Hit new Low
Bent Copper Called to the Bar

(but whats the chick in the frock for? Is that a Shaving creampie.)

[Frank Hovis]

Theresa May, Britains Home Secretary, reflecting on the London riots said 'Some elements of the community may have been upset at getting their black asses whupped by a whitey in an old bill uniform at the recent Tottenham limbo championship'. She went on to reiterate her view that London is an integrated and tolerant city.

[migrant]

The physical requirements for the National Police have recently been modified to fit todays out of shape applicants.

[redzonerocker]

The Metropolitan police budgets really have been left in limbo

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[GLCQuantum]

With photo evidence some of the London police have been cautioned for their absence during the London riots.

"The annual police limbo competetion has been going on for years and now we are being penalised for attending it" said one miffed copper.

[GLCQuantum]

Sorry too late

[Big Boy]

Not many entries this week, and only 4 judges to boot. This week's top 5 are:


4th= Frank Hovis with "Theresa May, Britains Home Secretary, reflecting on the London riots said 'Some elements of the community may have been upset at getting their black asses whupped by a whitey in an old bill uniform at the recent Tottenham limbo championship'. She went on to reiterate her view that London is an integrated and tolerant city." (28 Points)

4th migrant with "The physical requirements for the National Police have recently been modified to fit todays out of shape applicants.'' (28 Points)

3rd dtaai-maai with "Special Constable Randy Rose is representing the Metropolitan Police skipping team at the Gay Pride Olympics:
"I like coffee, I like tea,
I want DI Stone to jump on me..."" (30 Points)

2nd redzonerocker with "The Metropolitan police budgets really have been left in limbo " (33 Points)

1st place goes to Jimbob with "National Police Games Hit new Low
Bent Copper Called to the Bar" (35 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Jimbob you now have until 23:59 on 14 Aug 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 19 Aug 11.

[Jimbob]

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with all this unrest why can't we just sit down and drink together

[Siani]

Well I guess that's the end of the cat that got the cream

[STEVE G]

I wish his parents would stop him playing in our milk.