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Though the Chinese men were known to have rather strange sexual fetishes, the latest fetish caused worldwide panic amongst the international concertina community.
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Watch her scream when she catches her nipples when squeezing.
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Some tourist's said that the 'bum gun' in the toilets just wasn't enough.
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The new Miss Universe category has raised a lot of eyebrows
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The new Japanese Capsule Toilets caused quite a stir at the Minnesota Concertina Championships.
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How to dry your washing in a power-cut using only baked beans and an accordian.
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Connie from the pop group "The Tumbledryer Babies" gets right into the hot seat to record a new track for their new album 

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"This tickles"
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Although Jenny knew her eyesight was getting progressively worse, she would only realise how bad it had become when she used the roll of toilet paper she was holding in her hands.
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Are you sure this is a Thai bidet and I have to squeeze this for it to work?
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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This week's top 5 are:
5th caller with "A bidet just doesn't do it for me!
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3rd= lindosfan1 with "I love it when it vibrates'' (27 Points)
3rd= dtaai-maai with "When I said I fancied a squeeze and a tumble this wasn't quite what I had in mind.." (37 Points)
2nd STEVE G with "How to dry your washing in a power-cut using only baked beans and an accordian." (34 Points)
1st place goes to bubbly with "Spare a thought for the drummer sat behind her!!" (39 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
bubbly you now have until 23:59 on 3 Jul 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 8 Jul 11.
5th caller with "A bidet just doesn't do it for me!

3rd= lindosfan1 with "I love it when it vibrates'' (27 Points)
3rd= dtaai-maai with "When I said I fancied a squeeze and a tumble this wasn't quite what I had in mind.." (37 Points)
2nd STEVE G with "How to dry your washing in a power-cut using only baked beans and an accordian." (34 Points)
1st place goes to bubbly with "Spare a thought for the drummer sat behind her!!" (39 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
bubbly you now have until 23:59 on 3 Jul 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 8 Jul 11.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED

