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'windy day isn't it'.
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Scratchy and Itchy were absolutely thrilled to be invited to be the maids of honor.
"There's no plausible or convincing reason, certainly no evidential one, to believe that there is such an entity (= deity) and that all observable phenomena, including the cosmological ones... are explicable without the hypothesis; you don't need the assumption."
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Damn cheap panties, creep up on you like a Red Indian.
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil know`s you`re dead!
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I thought the pews were a bit hard...did you?
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd 
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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migrant
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I told her beans at the wedding dinner was a bad idea
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Damn these M&S ''Wonder Pants''....... Made in Bl**dy China no doubt!
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Do you know the rest of the words to the song "theres a thong in my arse"
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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'I think I'm cracking up. Let's split and go home darling'
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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dtaai-maai
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"You put your left hand in, take your left hand out,
In, out, in, out, shake it all about..."
In, out, in, out, shake it all about..."
This is the way
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"I 'massage' for a minute or so and then sell them on EBay in the Scratch & Sniff section. Plenty of pervs in Japan willing to pay a good price!"
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"Well, I do not give that marriage long, the groom just pinched my bottom!"........."Ouch! and mine "
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HHJ -huahinjim wrote:"I 'massage' for a minute or so and then sell them on EBay in the Scratch & Sniff section. Plenty of pervs in Japan willing to pay a good price!"
That really has put a vision in my mind that's going to need therapy to remove........."Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - We Now Start a New Chapter - Pennod newydd
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An early morning wedding, up at the crack of Dawn, and the crack of Mary.
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pharvey
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Something borrowed, something new...... I didn't realise the tight b*tch was going to make her Bridesmaids borrow their underwear!!
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