Venus and Sharapova to play tennis in Hua Hin

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I can see the attractions of watching tennis players like Shap, and other lithe blonde E European players, but Venus has the build and feminine grace of a hippo in a mudhole.

Watching her lumber around the court huffing and grunting like an oversized warthog gives me the shivers.

Here are a couple of images to help

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A hot and foxy tennis player...time to sit back and watch

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AAAARRRGH! Run its Venus Williams!!!


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Goin by the pics posted I'm thinkin viaduct all the way... to get over the Warthog in order to get the sweet poontang.
I was so horny when I woke up this morning the crack of dawn looked good!
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I'm pretty sure it is Serena Williams in the second photo though... :wink:
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venus in blue jeans

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2 sisters in williams family that play tennis, Venus and Sarena. Venus is tall, athletic and slender. Serena bulit like Japanese wrestler. hhj over bridge going over rr tracks to your right are courts. courts are in front,by road,and large school like building about 200 meters in back.
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bill wrote:Venus is tall, athletic and slender.
But unfortunately looks like this.
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Sarena is better looking but looks like she could beat you to death.
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Venus Williams has an arse like the back of a bus and thighs like two great grease dripping donner kebab spikes. Combined with shoulders like a brickies hod carrier and a face like a butchers chopping board. She huffs and grunts like a hippo giving birth, and is about as attractive to watch

the only tennis player more ugly than her is her sister.

There we have it! The Ugly Sisters!

Bring back the lovely svelte Anna any day! (see above)

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Have to agree with SM67 here, I'll go for the positive things about the Russian.

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sandman67 wrote:the only tennis player more ugly than her is her sister.
That would depend on you having awful taste.

You think

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Shit - I have tickets for this event.
Looking forward to this.
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Anyway, Sharapova is better looking!

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This is the worlds best female tennis players.
You men should treat them with much more
respect than you do in this tread.
Sorry for you... Guess i wont see you on the
match.
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Post by Lev »

Agree with the above, please keep the adolescent comments and lurid images for the appropriate section and this on the topic of the actual event.
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Post by buksida »

Quick update to this one:

Danai Udomchoke has been paired with Maria Sharapova and Paradorn Srichaphan will team up with Venus Williams in a mixed doubles exhibition match in Hua Hin on Saturday.

The draw was made yesterday and both Thai men said they were delighted to be playing alongside the world's leading female players.

Former top-ranked players Williams and Sharapova will meet in an exhibition in the Hua Hin Centennial Invitation which will be followed by the mixed doubles match.

Both will arrive in Thailand on Friday. The event to mark Hua Hin's 100th anniversary at the Centennial Park starts at 2.30pm and will be televised live on Channel 3.

http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/sports/ ... exhibition
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Oh Bugger
Sorry I can't make it. I guess I'll just have to hang around Sydney till Jan 10th to see Elena Dementiava,Jelana Jankovic & Ana Ivanovic, Oh that Warthog will be here too.
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tennis park ready

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shock city. park where tennis match is going to be played looks like it's a big go-go-go. i would have given odds that they would not finish in time. there is now seating surrounding court. it appears complete. so on with the show this is it.
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