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The pressure of big city life.

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A man has undergone groundbreaking microsurgery after cutting off his penis in a crowded London restaurant.

The 35-year-old Polish national burst into the 200-seat Zizzi eaterie on The Strand and grabbed a large knife from the kitchen before jumping onto a table and dropping his trousers.

As panicking diners fled, the man sliced his penis off.




"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun newspaper.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.

"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."

The man was subdued by police wielding tear gas, who packed the severed organ in ice then took it and the man to St Thomas's Hospital in south London.

A spokeswoman for the Royal College of Surgeons confirmed this was the first attempt in British history to reattach a severed penis, but there is no indication at this stage that it was a success.

Zizzi was set to re-open for business last night.



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Post by sargeant »

well thats the answer then i run in cut my dick of and have a tattoo on my stomach saying fix heart while you are at it :shock: :shock: :shock: :D :D :D
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:lach:
That cracked me up.
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Good one sarge. :D The story also shows what ends a person may go to when he can't get a reservation? :shock: Pete :cheers:

PS: Lucky no guns in the UK or he may have shot his balls off? :shock:
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prcscct wrote: PS: Lucky no guns in the UK or he may have shot his balls off? :shock:
Lucky. :shock:

Your glass is certainly half full.

Because the penis sliced off is a mere flesh wound. :mrgreen:
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Post by pinsharp »

Reminds me of a story I read about a German guy who advertised to be eaten. Another guy offered his services and agreed to eat him. The first thing he did was cut off the guys penis .. both of them sat down and eat it .. later he killed him and ate the rest of his body.This is a true story.
i think he was caught because he had frozen a leg to eat later ....
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Maybe this one should evolve from 'foo' to night crawlers'....lol. Pete :cheers:
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pinsharp wrote:Reminds me of a story I read about a German guy who advertised to be eaten. Another guy offered his services and agreed to eat him. The first thing he did was cut off the guys penis .. both of them sat down and eat it .. later he killed him and ate the rest of his body.This is a true story.
i think he was caught because he had frozen a leg to eat later ....
i know ..its a true story...i watched highlight of the court case on TV...whats more he had made contact with other people who also wanted to be eaten...i am sure it has happen before but never reported...crazy world!!!
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"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."
I think this has got to be a bit of an understatement, it's not exactly a good advertisment for your restaurant; I bet there's no sausage on the menu when they re-open.
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ozuncle wrote:A man has undergone groundbreaking microsurgery after cutting off his penis in a crowded London restaurant.

The 35-year-old Polish national burst into the 200-seat Zizzi eaterie on The Strand and grabbed a large knife from the kitchen before jumping onto a table and dropping his trousers.

As panicking diners fled, the man sliced his penis off.




"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun newspaper.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.

"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."

The man was subdued by police wielding tear gas, who packed the severed organ in ice then took it and the man to St Thomas's Hospital in south London.

A spokeswoman for the Royal College of Surgeons confirmed this was the first attempt in British history to reattach a severed penis, but there is no indication at this stage that it was a success.

Zizzi was set to re-open for business last night.



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when did this happen?
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