Farang in Hua Hin

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Farang in Hua Hin

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I have noticed recently that there are many farang in Hua and the numbers are increasing.

They are causing many problems here. They walk about in the road as if it were a sidewalk with absolutely no consideration whatsoever for the innocent motorcyclist. They have no idea the damage that they could cause to the motorcylcle in the event of a collision.

They do not seem to understand that here in Thailand we drive on both sides of the road and insist on importing their illogical regimented driving policies which deny us the freedom that we have always enjoyed.

They get drunk and make a lot of noise and get frisky with the local ladies even when they are obese and revolting.

They block the aisles of the shopping mall with their bloated overfed and under exercised bodies whilst having twenty minute conversations regarding the quality of potato chips.

They rent out motorcycles and other motor vehicles and clog the streets due to their inability to control the vehicle in the manner that is the norm in Thailand.

Now to make matters even worse some of them have even been trained in very basic computer skills and are even logging into HHAD.

The sad thing is that there is no rescue or alchohol rehabilitation centre in place to cater for the needs of the happless individuals.

When it is absolutely freezing they complain about the heat and expect fans and air-con to be switched on.

Many of them can not speak any Thai at all and can only speak a very gutteral form of English. If they are not understood they repeat what they have just said at a greater volume.

Action is needed now.

I have sent a letter of concern to Khun T and I am eagerly awaiting his reply.

May I, again take the opportunity to wish all my Canine, Feline, Piscine and Humanoid friends a very happy new year.

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Good start to the year, you old soak! :D
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Wanderlust wrote:Good start to the year, you old soak! :D
Yes indeedy. This is going to be a record breaking year.

Sorry about the score.
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Post by DawnHRD »

I agree wholeheartedly with the comment about the shopping mall. God knows, those aisles are narrow enough already without being blocked by tourists! And my Thai is bad enough, but I've been tempted to help out with enquiries half a dozen times this year already. I HATE helping out!!! :cuss:
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Keep your chin up Dawn and do not let distractions sway you from the route you are taking. These situations are just put there to build up your true resolve.

Keep up the good work.

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Farang in Hua Hin

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Hi To Everyone.

Sorry Guess but I will be adding to the number of farang in Hua Hin in March. It will be my forth visit and I can assure you walking in the road is the last thing I will be doing. I am still trying to work out the logic to Thai driving. So far I have come to the conclusion that be it motor bike or car car, you take the shortest route be it with the normal flow of trafic or against it on which side of the road this requires.

As for obstructing anyone from doing thier shopping in the supermarket!, I will do my best not to get in the way. :cheers:
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yorkshiregraham wrote:I am still trying to work out the logic to Thai driving. So far I have come to the conclusion that be it motor bike or car car, you take the shortest route be it with the normal flow of trafic or against it on which side of the road this requires.
Hi there Graham and welcome back to Hua Hin in March.
You are just spot on with your traffic analysis!!
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Post by JW »

Yorkshiregraham,

If you want to go to the shopping mall you go mate. Dont worry about Guess, as you can see by the time of night that he posts he is pretty sleepy and grumpy, these older guys need their sleep you know!! Anyway hope you have a great time when you get here.
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Post by Oe »

Sawasdee Kah Pi Guess. many farang in Hua and the numbers are increasing. Where is Hin gone? Ha ha ha ha 05:51 am. That is why,
Nothing wrong with you post but it is lovely to read,
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Post by chelsea »

Guess, found this today and wondererd if this was one of the farang's that you were complaining about blocking up the shopping ailes and streets of HH
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/441-giantjohn.htm
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