6 truths in life.

[charleyboy]

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
























2. All idiots, after reading number 1 will try it.








3. And discover number 1 is a lie.






4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.





5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.




6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.




I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put asmile on someone's face today.

[charleyboy]

I bet Sandman looked/read it and is still fuming.
Old fart !

[sandman67]

pray tell why would I be fuming?

The only thing that has me fuming (ie smoking a bong) is to try working out what you are on about...even stoned your swipe dont make sense.

Im also neither old or flatulent....so I prefer mouthy northern gobshite as an epithet.

[hollister]

well if it takes that little to be an idiot I qualify to be promoted manager

[charleyboy]

C'mon Sandman, you fell for it, you northern gobshite!

My home town is Lancaster and my daughter just graduated.

[sandman67]

yeah y got me bro

been taking myself waaaaay to seriously of late....no money blues is getting me down...be glad to see the back of 2010