Caption Competition

[Siani]

Look boys I have done my best. The General suggests that you join the Navy!

[lindosfan1]

Will you marry me sweety.

[Big Boy]

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[migrant]

Here I sit on bended knee
Hoping you'll accept my wedding plea
But then I went into shock
When I noticed you have a bloody c***

(Thanks to Lindosfan for the inspiration.)

[PeteC]

Next week's guest judge will be pharvey (sorry, we're still a couple of judges down at the moment), so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.

Was it big and red just so I'll notice this time (I'll try and not forget....)?, Or just because of your appreciation of Wales........

I'm back and good for next week BB. Pete

[Big Boy]

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

pharvey, the papers should arrive in your inbox soon.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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Thank you to our guest judge, pharvey. Unfortunately, despite this week's judge believing the first 3 entries being the best, I had to disqualify all 3 . This week's top 5:

5th arcadianagain with "Florence of Arabia prepares to go incognito in Constantinople"

4th Siani with "Look boys I have done my best. The General suggests that you join the Navy!"

3rd migrant with "While it was agreed Henri had the best disguise in the French underground, his information from the foliesbregere just wasn't helpful."

2nd dtaai-maai with "One little game of spanky-spanky, private, and I'll double your rations..."

1st place goes to migrant with
"Here I sit on bended knee
Hoping you'll accept my wedding plea
But then I went into shock
When I noticed you have a bloody c***"

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

migrant you now have until 23:59 on 24 July 16 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 29 July 16.

Next time will be a much depleted judges panel (one has retired, and will no longer judge the competition) deciding your fate.

[migrant]

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Here we go

[Jimbob]

The Grand old gumboot party candidate spoke about their benefits besides wearing them on your feet.As a successor to the Stove pipe hat you also pee into them when caught short.

[Bristolian]

The wannabe Duke of Wellington was given the order of the boot.

[Bristolian]

"Jobs for You" find a viable Labour leadership candidate

[PeteC]

Let my knowledge show you a step in the right direction.

[PeteC]

It's been known since ancient times that boot sweat is a cure for baldness.

[Big Boy]

With 2 days to go, we need to bump this one.