Caption Competition

[Bristolian]

Bert was excited to try out his new gnashers, he was chomping at the bit before he nodded off.

[Bristolian]

Keen angler Terry had missed the bite again

[arcadianagain]

Should have gone to Dent Savers

[Big Boy]

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[Bristolian]

He should have used 'arold bite (Araldite) adhesive available in liquid and gums

[Bristolian]

Dentu-Smile dental clinic, the #1 for jaw dropping perfection

[Bristolian]

Terry! Wake up man, suck 'em in and be ready to react to the bite!!!

[Jimbob]

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York

and the Yorkshireman slept on

(Yeah, I know: plagiarism)

[Jimbob]

Lord Fartleroy decided to do some condition training before the next sitting of parliment

[JD]

Nobody told Tommy the RIEGA (Regional Institute for Extra Gum Adhesive) was closed on Wednesday mornings.

[dtaai-maai]

Terry! Wake up man, suck 'em in and be ready to react to the bite!!!

[pharvey]

Big Boy was cursing his wait for the transit bus........

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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This week's top 5:

4th= kendo with "Thailand's low season Bert was having trouble finding anything interesting to get his teeth into." (13 Points)

4th= arcadianagain with "Should have gone to Dent Savers" (13 Points)

3rd pharvey with "Ethel had told Sam not to go to the Pound Shop for "Fixtures and Fittings"!" (14 Points)

2nd jimbob with "Reg Hawking pondered about his famous brother’s theories but sadly he could only just impersonate him." (15 Points)

1st place goes to pharvey with "Bert's Piranha impression was quite frankly cr@p!" (16 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

pharvey you now have until 23:59 on 15 May 16 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 20 May 16

Big Boy's favourite - "Thailand.... PAH!! The life we have in the UK.......!!"

Next week's guest judge will be prcscct, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.

[Big Boy]

Whilst waiting for pharvey's photo, a couple of announcements:

- It is silly season in MOD, so I have stood our UK judges panel down until 10 June (this means you get a rest as well dtaai maai ).

- Competition starting 22 May will run for 2 weeks as I will be unavailable.

- 20 May judge will be prcscct

- 3 June judge will be lindosfan1

- 10 June judges will be UK panel

- 17 June judge will be pharvey.

Judges, please advise if any of this poses a problem.