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For those of you who have not cleaned and lubricated your weapons, this is going to hurt!
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"And where do we place our tea money?"
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Police.jpg
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Thank you. My wife said 'he was definitely left handed'
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The policeman's secret ball.
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Now, who has left the safety off !
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50 Shades of Brown.
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Now, gentlemen, my wife has a nasty dose of crabs, and something tells me the culprit might be one of you...
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Stand still, men, stand very, very still...
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Did you know that Hitler only had one ball? You ain't seen nothing yet!
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The results of the inaugural "under-the-covers" mission to Pataya were nothing to clap about.....
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The Chinese-made Kevlar Boxers were proving to be somewhat of a distraction......
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Bangkok police react after being told they "dropped a b*ll*ck" in a recent corruption case.....
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Those of you with pump action weapons may need to take care as we start the "Hokey Cokey"
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And now you understand why we wear brown uniforms, with the trousers tucked in out boots!
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