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Harry regrets travelling Air India to Thailand...the cramped seating resulted in severe muscle locking....hopefully a massage on the beach will do the trick!
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"Bit extreme i know, my dog does the same on the carpet when he's got an itchy arse :? :shock: "
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After some dangerous biological testing, Yingluck unveils Thailands answer to flooding.... Introducing 'Frogman' who is an amphibian just like a normal frog. Just two painless injections into the brain and minor surgery at Thaksin Hospital ,along with your life savings, and all your flood worries will be over.
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It was an accidental overdose of Viagra - he's been walking like that ever since.
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Grandpa was left crippled after joining the kids in a game of Twister last Christmas.
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Ignore him. There is no way I'm going to kiss that frog. Who needs prince charming anyway?
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I think that you'd better tell him that this is the beach volleyball and the long jump pit is over there.
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Passers-by fail to notice as an elderly holidaymakers beach parachute harness snaps.
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Ignore him...he ate the hottest nam tok last night, says it's the worst morning after burning bum he has ever experienced :o Just cooling off! :P
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Solo leapfrog fails to attract spectators at the Beach Olympics.
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Poor old Jim has never been right since that cheap operation in Bangkok for his bad back. Should have waited to have it done on the NHS.
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The girls had heard the warnings about crabs in Thailand, but this was unexpected......
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