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Will you two camp tw@ts stop arsing around and help!! I've just trapped my gonnads in the fly wheel!!
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Holiday Scams 101 - Low Cost Para Gliding.... Just Don't!!
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Hold him steady while I get the automatic dildo fired up
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My grandfather, he was telling me, the song the English are singing when they have a problem: Arms out, legs bent, let's do the pokey pokey.
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"are you sure this feng shui business works for boats? :? "
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Hey, is that an iceberg up ahead...?
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Reducing weight by stripping down to the underpants may work on paper but building a cheap seaplane was proving to be more difficult than they had thought.
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I'm a bit concerned as that engine is an Evenrude, so what are you planning to do to me?
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If we pray hard enough do you think his balls will kick start?
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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This week's top 5 are:

5th richard with "If we pray hard enough do you think his balls will kick start?" (24 Points)

4th pharvey with "Will you two camp tw@ts stop arsing around and help!! I've just trapped my gonnads in the fly wheel!!'' (33 Points)

3rd Arcadian with "Hold him steady while I get the automatic dildo fired up" (38 Points)

2nd pharvey with "With it's bizarre ritual of circumcision by power-boat motor and eco-friendly crucifixion, the newly formed South-East Asian Alternative Religious Group were struggling for membership." (44 Points)

1st place goes to GLCQuantum with "Shooting for 'The Gay Titanic' has just started." (46 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

GLCQuantum you now have until 23:59 on 25 Sept 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 30 Sept 11.

New for this week - Big Boy's favourite: "With it's bizarre ritual of circumcision by power-boat motor and eco-friendly crucifixion, the newly formed South-East Asian Alternative Religious Group were struggling for membership."
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Yipeee.... Don't know what will come of this next pic - just interested really. If there are no takers I'll change the pic at 2:00am

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Horrreee sheeeeeeeet!!!!!!
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