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Black dog " It's stuck? :shock: , well I can't wait to hear you explain what your willy was doing in his ear in the first place" :shock:
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Wayne Rooney wakes to find that his new hair treatment really is the dog`s bollocks.
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Leo Gerstenzang; pictured the night before he invented the Q-Tip.
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How come I feel deaf in my right ear?
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Dreaming....."This is the dogs bollocks"......

Sorry...Arcadian beat me to it.
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Well I know he looks like one now with you on his head...
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I just don't get it. He keeps telling me to 'cum ear' but then he'll hit me with the newspaper in the morning!
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This week's competition has now closed.
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This week's top 5 (6) are:

5th= redzonerocker with "Black dog " It's stuck? :shock: , well I can't wait to hear you explain what your willy was doing in his ear in the first place :shock: "" (29 Points)

5th= richard with "How come I feel deaf in my right ear?" (29 Points)

4th caller with "Gawd, I've got a bitch of a hangover!'' (33 Points)

3rd Frank Hovis with "I just don't get it. He keeps telling me to 'cum ear' but then he'll hit me with the newspaper in the morning!" (37 Points)

2nd Arcadian with "Wayne Rooney wakes to find that his new hair treatment really is the dog`s bollocks." (42 Points)

1st place goes to bcrglobal with ""I don't know Doctor, it started as a lump on the tip of my penis" explained the dog." (43 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

bcrglobal you now have until 23:59 on 4 Sept 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 9 Sept 11.
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I hope this one isn't too inappropriate.....
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"Well, what do you expect when you dress me up like a walking condom?"
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"I asked for a bouncy castle!"
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"No, son, you're too young to get married..."
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"Why couldn't he have an imaginary friend like all the other kids?"
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