Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

We're really into the silly season now, 3 judges are on leave this week. However, for the 2nd week running every judge has agreed on which entry should take first place. This week's top 5 (6) are:


5th= dtaai-maai with "Some surprising revelations at the Hua Hin Forum's annual Christmas party" (15 Points)

5th= redzonerocker with "The 'Monsters of Rock' festival will soon have to be renamed, judging by the size of the pouch " (15 Points)

4th GLCQuantum with "With age, Richard's earlier 'Rock n Roll' days embarassed him somewhat.'' (16 Points)

2nd= Siani with ""Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I've got"....

Yeah...the one with the beard " (20 Points)

2nd= Arcadian with "Rupert welcomes Rebekah on her inauguration into the Evil Empire." (20 Points)

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "Glastonbury legend, Flaming Willy, cut short his fart-lighting pyrotechnic show after suffering third degree burns to the genitals when the prevailing wind changed direction." (36 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 24 Jul 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 29 Jul 11.

[Frank Hovis]

Thank you so much and I'm sure Richard will be thanking you too as he doesn't have to scoff his bonnet (a euphemism for some ladyboy action perhaps?). I am fully internetted up this week so here is the new picture.

[dtaai-maai]

Lizzie Borden and friends celebrate her acquittal...

[migrant]

In the old days women's sanitary products were less compact

[GLCQuantum]

With the help of some of the long suffering wives, 'Adult Nappies 4U' introduced the 'Never Trust a Fart' campaign.

[Big Boy]

I'm bumping this one, as this week's competition has gone very quiet.

[richard]

Dad had a curry last night. Solved his constipation but today he is not feeling too good

We think he is boweled over

[richard]

Bonnie and Clyde left but they left their mark

[Jimbob]

The girls heard about the 'Turin Shroud' and so started developing ideas about the origin of the image on the mattress

[migrant]

In the past a newlyweds proof of virginity was a community project

[dtaai-maai]

Transylvania Women's Institute Guest House - if you're alive in the morning, you get a free breakfast!

[dtaai-maai]

Dad had a curry last night. Solved his constipation but today he is not feeling too good

We think he is boweled over

Sorry Richard, but you really should be taken out and shot for that!!!

[GLCQuantum]

After messing the bed again, little Rosemary was petrified as the mattress was risen above her head for 'Death my Bedding' - An old Redneck tradition.

[Frank Hovis]

When the O'Reilly sisters phoned Marjorie about a problem with the mattress after 'having the painters in', she immediately rushed round with a small tin of turpentine and an old pillow slip.

[GLCQuantum]

First came the Olympics,

then the Summer Olympics.... the Winter Olympics.... the Paralympics...

Now the women stuck at home will get to be a part of it all with the new 'Menstrual Olympics' where the women compete with the best of the best at their arena - 'The Mattress'

Sorry