Caption Competition
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Mick: Great photo Keith
Keith: Cool man, we could use that in a song, that would be a gas.
Keith: Cool man, we could use that in a song, that would be a gas.
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“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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Sid now realises why the instructions said "do not hold in your hand"
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Frank knew taking two viagra was risky, but...
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There was some truth - "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire"..... Fecking liying basteward....
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Dave's wife realized he was lying about cheating on her when he said "If I'm not telling the truth may God strike me down!!".
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I said buy the kids some sparklers, what the eck is that.
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Terry was now regretting not heeding the advice against taking a piss in the Arctic Circle.
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Being Welsh just blows your pants at times - truly electrifying!! 

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Tells a story buying "Made-in-China" underwear....... DON'T DO IT!!!
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Dave truly wished it was his golf club that got struck.......
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Shit happens......
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"Safety Distance Dave" unfortunately failed to keep his distance.......
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The newly introduced Tasers were a tad powerful, but not unwanted for use against the "UK Insulate" twunts.....
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Very dangerous pi$$ing on electric chicken wire........
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