Caption Competition

[lindosfan1]

Are you sure it will be safe up my crack?

[lindosfan1]

You did say this would help me do the splits in my ballet lesson.

[lindosfan1]

Be careful I have got my new trousers on.

[Big Boy]

DIY'ish.jpg (35.35 KiB) Viewed 294 times

[Jimbob]

you might have be a sore horse on this site

[migrant]

OK Sam, if I've lined this up correctly it won't hurt but if not....

[pharvey]

Chinese version of "Workmate" had it's issues.

[pharvey]

Boris complains of non-social distancing within construction during lockdown - "Did He Miss Something" The Daily Mail reports.

[pharvey]

"Health and Safety US" states Face Masks Should Be Worn

[Jimbob]

instructions say if blade gets jammed, give it a little jiggle and press trigger, so jiggle!

[pharvey]

Steve wasn't called a "Cracking Carpenter" for nothing......

[migrant]

All the other plumbers made fun of Bob's little plumber crack, his friend Joe said he could fix that

[lindosfan1]

It's not good cracking on about this,if he cracks and the saw slips up my crack I will be crackered

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed. Dannie Boy, please watch your inbox.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

Splits.jpg (35.35 KiB) Viewed 193 times

A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th pharvey with "Chinese version of "Workmate" had it's issues."

4th pharvey with "Steve wasn't called a "Cracking Carpenter" for nothing......"

3rd Jimbob with "instructions say if blade gets jammed, give it a little jiggle and press trigger, so jiggle!"

2nd pharvey with ""Plack & Pecker" demonstrate their new "Workmate"."

1st place goes to pharvey with "Dave lined up John's crack with absolute precision......"

Thank you very much to all who participated.

pharvey you now have until 21:00 on 11 October 2020 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 16 October 2020.

Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.