Caption Competition
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Re: Caption Competition
Strict measures introduced after the banning of "fake" underwear
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"Fake News" Embarrasses Thai Police Over Arse Mask Inspections.....
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
Re: Caption Competition
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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Thai officials showing what foreigners who wish to visit Thailand will need to do (That's the visitor on the right in case you question). They expect millions.
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Officer:'Song, you are accused of obscene bum dialing. I'll just check your phone and read you your banana rights'.
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I think you have a beautiful bum.
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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I think I need to order a size 16 dress for you, when go out as a ladyboy.
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
Re: Caption Competition
This weeks competition has now closed.
Dannie Boy please watch your Inbox.
Dannie Boy please watch your Inbox.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


Re: Caption Competition
R E S U L T :
A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th migrant with "Thai officials showing what foreigners who wish to visit Thailand will need to do (That's the visitor on the right in case you question). They expect millions."
4th Lost with "Officer Satikituphim, gave a waiver of traffic violation fines in some instances."
3rd Lost with "Hotels and small businesses, all sufferring heavy losses from covid, attend TAT's progressive new training on how to treat foreigners on arrival."
2nd Lost with "Somchai missed the old days. Days when just a little 'tea money' was enough."
1st place goes to sateeb with "You wont find my mask up there officer!!"

Thank you very much to all who participated.
sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 16 August 2020 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 21 August 2020.
Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th migrant with "Thai officials showing what foreigners who wish to visit Thailand will need to do (That's the visitor on the right in case you question). They expect millions."
4th Lost with "Officer Satikituphim, gave a waiver of traffic violation fines in some instances."
3rd Lost with "Hotels and small businesses, all sufferring heavy losses from covid, attend TAT's progressive new training on how to treat foreigners on arrival."
2nd Lost with "Somchai missed the old days. Days when just a little 'tea money' was enough."
1st place goes to sateeb with "You wont find my mask up there officer!!"





Thank you very much to all who participated.
sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 16 August 2020 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 21 August 2020.
Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


Re: Caption Competition
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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No more white pants please Mr Biden!!
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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Re: Caption Competition
Dave asked his wife “does a fart have lumps in it” - no she says,
“In that case, I might have sh1t myself”
“In that case, I might have sh1t myself”
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DB..Just in case you haven't heard the term beforeDannie Boy wrote: ↑Fri Aug 14, 2020 11:36 am Dave asked his wife “does a fart have lumps in it” - no she says,
“In that case, I might have sh1t myself”

shart
/SHärt/
Learn to pronounce
VULGAR SLANG
verb
expel faeces accidentally when breaking wind.
noun
an instance of accidentally expelling faeces when breaking wind
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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" I told him to wear a white shirt, not a white shart"
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
Re: Caption Competition
Defintely a need for social distancing. at least two metres.