Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

Ps got a feeling that won't get past the judges

So you noticed that Jimbob's entry didn't do very well last time

[redzonerocker]

'Good morning madam, you are through to the ConDem coalition PR department, how can i help you?'

[Big Boy]

monkey-business.jpg (23.38 KiB) Viewed 655 times

[E-Dork]

"He called me a Fat Cat.... A FAT CAT???"

[lindosfan1]

What do you mean,do we sell monkey nuts, are you taking the pith?

[pharvey]

''K-9????!!!!! ...... No luvvie, this is the PRIME 8 Department!''...........

''Christ, this company's going to the dogs!!''

[lindosfan1]

Hello, call centre training office, my name is baboo can i help you?

[E-Dork]

The Head of Finance at Arsenal Football Club continued to ensure Wenger that they didn't need to spend anything to win a trophy.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition is now closed.

[Big Boy]

Results will be delayed - we have a tie for first place,and the voting forms have been sent back out to the judges to decide a winner.

[Big Boy]

Only 4 judges this week, of which 50% were Spuds. It was a dead heat for first place, and the Spud influence won through (sorry redzonerocker, when there is a choice of 2, one of which is running down Spuds and 50% of the panel are Spuds, the outcome was a foregone conclusion). This week's top 5 are:


5th E-Dork with "The Head of Finance at Arsenal Football Club continued to ensure Wenger that they didn't need to spend anything to win a trophy." (20 Points)

4th pharvey with "''K-9????!!!!! ...... No luvvie, this is the PRIME 8 Department!''...........

''Christ, this company's going to the dogs!!''" (24 Points)

3rd migrant with "MMMmmm hello darling, thanks for calling the sexy neighbors hotline, only 99 cents a minute. I'm in the area and all hot an bothered.
I'm 5 foot 4 inches, 38 inch bust...." (25 Points)


=1st place goes to redzonerocker with "' yes Mr Redknapp, i can play at left back . . . . & yes, i am available this saturday if required' " (28 Points)

=1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "Hi Mum, my new job is going to be tough; I have to work 12 hour days but on the upside everyone here says this company pays peanuts" (28 Points)

The winner is declared as Frank Hovis.

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 15 May 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 20 May 11.

[Frank Hovis]

Here we go...

[richard]

Did the best man come and see you at the rear exit?

[richard]

Doris, we should have worn brown, Thank the Lord we did not wear white

[pharvey]

Oh for dear Christ...... This wedding is a Royal pain in the arse!!