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Hi Mum, my new job is going to be tough; I have to work 12 hour days but on the upside everyone here says this company pays peanuts
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My name? Gates. Bill Gates
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monkey-business.jpg
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Well Mom, they said they were tired of clowns in political office, but I guess monkeys are OK....
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Hey Honey, it makes me mad when I tell people I really am the branch manager of this bank :shock: They always laugh when I tell them, why? I really cannot see what the joke is....someone has to take care of the monkey business around here :thumb:
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The banks call centre was relocated from Delhi to Zimbabwe after complaints about the clarity of resident staff
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Ground control to Major Tom
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Uuhmm... there seems to have been a minor c*ck up with the time travel experiment. I'm sure as hell still in 2011, but...............
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Further worries for Nick Clegg as the Prime8 party's canvasing hits the spot.
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Good afternoon, Brooke Bond Tea Company...Darrel speaking, how may I help you.... :)
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'Wife beaters anonymous, Mel Gibbon speaking. How may I help you...'
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Please Mr Obama, you must stop calling so often, start using the advisors you appointed.
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MMMmmm hello darling, thanks for calling the sexy neighbors hotline, only 99 cents a minute. I'm in the area and all hot an bothered.

I'm 5 foot 4 inches, 38 inch bust....
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Dahk Ling.
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' yes Mr Redknapp, i can play at left back . . . . & yes, i am available this saturday if required' :mrgreen:


Ps got a feeling that won't get past the judges :laugh:
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