Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

An unusual result this week - not one judge voted for the winning entry as their first choice. This week's top 5 are:


5th E-Dork with "Sukhitoshi found the new 'Mail Order Bride' scam none too amusing." (30 Points)

4th Jimbob with "In every fat boy there is a ladyboy squirming to get out" (39 Points)

3rd Jimbob with "Kojisan felt more comfortable bringing his own partner along to the outdoor ballroom dancing. Sadly his inflatable partner had died so he bought her friend." (40 Points)

2nd lindosfan1 with "Mummy gave it to me to stop me sucking my thumb" (47 Points)


1st place goes to richard with "They'd sold out of inflatable ones" (48 Points)


Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

richard you now have until 23:59 on 10 Apr 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 15 Apr 11.

[richard]

Thanks BB and your merry men

Next to be announced on the 15th!! Special day for me So I'll be trying to win it

Here tis but please tell me if I've used it before. Goy many more up my sleeve

Only one in three holds his own (576 x 432).jpg (29.11 KiB) Viewed 557 times

[richard]

In real life only one in three holds his own

[Arcadian]

Here, I`ll hold your drink whilst you hold his pecker.

[Jimbob]

Nathan felt relaxed about his baldness after a few drinks with his Rugby mates

[E-Dork]

"Great teamwork lads. Just don't mix up the cigarette and the pecker"

[Jimbob]

Shaking your own more than twice is considered to be self abuse

[dtaai-maai]

The things we do for a sperm test...


or


They used to just stick you in a cubicle with a test tube and a copy of Penthouse.

[migrant]

The water conservation efforts are real strict but Manny, Moe and Jack figured out how the 1/3 cutbacks can work.

[lindosfan1]

Are you sure mrplum said this is how they do it in the navy?

[sandman67]

man in black:

Why is my pint of lager warm?


or

man in black

"You shake it, I cup the sack, then you cough OK! Last time we tried this you pissed in my hand!"



or


Proof that Americans are dumber than Brits example 123:
In the UK one man can, at the same time, get drunk, smoke a spliff and take a piss. In America......

[Frank Hovis]

Wouldn't this work better if we went round to the side with the urinals ? We are getting my feet wet !

[sandman67]

man in black

Look, gimme the spliff and stop pissing around!

[Jimbob]

Julian and the boys at Wiki-Leaks perfected a system to control the flow of leaks

[Frank Hovis]

The initiation ceremony at the Parkinsons Suffers Support Group ensured that new members would come more than once