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Even at a ripe old 192, Gandalf could still scare the other residents shitless...!
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Prototype mother-in-law
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Daarleen do you want to carve the joint or shall I. It's roast buffalo again this week I'm afraid
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Mum, put your toothpick down please. You've no teeth left anyway
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Granma, is that Granddads chopper cos the lady next door said it was 4 inches long?
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RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Isaan maid marian
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Well done darling. So you got a bit part as an orc in Lord of the Rings
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Told you what would happen if you came home drunk again
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I've re-sized it slightly for you.
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If that gran can beat off smash and grab raiders with her handbag, watch what I can do with this you thieving little S***
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Short back and sides no problem cur, come here
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Queen Betty at 120 is ready to wield her machete
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This week's competition is now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
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Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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The judging team are almost back to full strength this week - only 1 still suffering. The top 5 (6) are:
5th= lindosfan1 with "If that gran can beat off smash and grab raiders with her handbag, watch what I can do with this you thieving little S***" (28 Points)
5th= lindosfan1 with "Short back and sides no problem cur, come here" (28 Points)
4th Randy Cornhole with "Even at a ripe old 192, Gandalf could still scare the other residents shitless...!" (32 Points)
3rd richard with "Granma, is that Granddads chopper cos the lady next door said it was 4 inches long?" (34 Points)
2nd lindosfan1 with "Told you what would happen if you came home drunk again" (42 Points)
1st place goes to richard with "Mum, put your toothpick down please. You've no teeth left anyway" (44 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
richard you now have until 23:59 on 27 Feb 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 4 Mar 11.
5th= lindosfan1 with "If that gran can beat off smash and grab raiders with her handbag, watch what I can do with this you thieving little S***" (28 Points)
5th= lindosfan1 with "Short back and sides no problem cur, come here" (28 Points)
4th Randy Cornhole with "Even at a ripe old 192, Gandalf could still scare the other residents shitless...!" (32 Points)
3rd richard with "Granma, is that Granddads chopper cos the lady next door said it was 4 inches long?" (34 Points)
2nd lindosfan1 with "Told you what would happen if you came home drunk again" (42 Points)
1st place goes to richard with "Mum, put your toothpick down please. You've no teeth left anyway" (44 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
richard you now have until 23:59 on 27 Feb 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 4 Mar 11.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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Here tis
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.