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So assuming they'd come who would you invite to your dinner table??????

My first stab

Billy Connoly
Pink Floyd
Ronald Reagan
Freddie Starr
Andrew Lloyd Webber
HRH
All HHAD members with a shirt
Richard Noble
Richard Branson
Osama bin
Geoff Boycott
Parky of course
My family
Queen (the band)
Mick jagger

Ad infinitum


Waiters would be Bush, Blair and Brown and any other politicians lurking in the wings


Guest speaker would be Thaksin and Putin

Need a big table I think!!!!!! and a camera




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Without giving it much thought the first few would be:

Muhammed Ali
Bob Dylan
Noel Gallagher
Quentin Tarantino
Jack White
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Awwww dont I get an invite ?
I'm nearly famous
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I would also have Mike Tyson on the door to kick Niggle out. :thumb: :guns:
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Natalie Wood

and no one else! at least not for that night
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I was going to ask if they had to be living, but if pfotoguy's got Natalie Wood, I guess not.

Here are mine:

Mata Hari ..................... Lord Byron


Humphrey Bogart ......... Lauren Bacall


Me .................. Keith Moon


James Dean.......... Edith Cavell


Marilyn Monroe.......... William Blake


Axl Rose/Slash* .......... Rosa Parkes


* whichever can make it


Alternates would include: Laurence Olivier, Amelia Earhart (sp), Siegfried Sassoon, Gary Larson, Billy Connolly, Princess Diana, Bob Dylan, Gustav Klimt & Nelson Mandella.
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Chubby Brown 8)
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Oscar Wilde
Winston Churchill
Robin Williams
Joe Strummer
John Lennon
Aretha Franklin
Princess Anne
Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins
Michelle Pfeiffer

Waitresses - Lucy Liu, Angelina Jolie and Beyonce
Bouncers - Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel
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Steven Fry
Willie Rushton
Frank Zappa
Kenneth Williams
Bill Bryson

Waiters - The Chuckle Brothers
Bouncer - Ronnie Corbett
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Bob Marley
Joe Strummer
Martin Luther King
Ben Gidion (sic)/Yasser Arafat (should be good for discussion or three)
Chrissy Hind - 'cause I was always in love with her
Mr and Mrs Thaksin - as long as they don't have problems with their UK visas
John Lennon
Timothy Leary - as long as he agrees not to spike the drinks
Me
Ossama bin Laden - I've got a few questions for him, as have all the guests
Mahatma Ghandi
Jeremy Paxman - to moderate, because it's going to take some
George Dubya - 'cause I think he's a great man
Margaret Thatcher - should go down a treat. And so
Diego Maradonna - as long as he keeps his mirror clean and dosn't jump around saying "the hand of God"
Lemmy - cause I'm listening to Hawkwind at the moment

Lemmy's going to give the after dinner speech - if he can articulate himself.
I havn't decided on a menu yet. That's going to be tricky. No pork, no beef, no chicken, probably no seafood or fish.
Sod it. Nobody gets an invite.
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Putin -for a "tete à tete" dinner
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Bill Hicks
Billy Connoly
Peter Kay
HH The Dalai Lama (to say grace)
Miyamoto Mushasi (to carve the joint)
John Snow
John Simpson
Angelina Jolie
Michael Moore
Michaelangelo
Machiavelli
Lao Tsu
Pete Postlethwaite
Johnny Depp
Howard Marks

Entertainment will comprise (other than the probable eclectic conversations) of George Bush and Tony Blair in a Pillory and a big box of eggs and rotten tomatoes, followed by an after dinner all in tag team bout of wrestling featuring the two fuckwits above vs Kendo Nagasaki and Big Daddy. Jimmy Saville to commentate.

Door security to be provided by Lenny the Guv'nor & Vinnie Jones

Music to be provided by the following combos

Chingon & Eliades Ochoa (seen them together once in Cuba)
Luciano Pavarotti & Sepultura (yes they did perform together)
Prodigy and Sir Patrick Moore (saw them do Firestarter together once on TV ....seemed like Sir Pat was loving it!)
Santana & Rob Thomas (listen to Smooth and tell me your hips aint a swaying)

And I get to dance with Angelina all night......
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Post by lomuamart »

Yeah,
Forgot to invite Howard Marks, but he's a latecomer and is allowed entry as he signed a copy of "Mr Nice Guy" for me. Well actually it was a friend who got it and it's still sitting in London.
He can also help out with the after dinner speaking in case Lemmy forgets the words or forgets to turn up.
Strictly black tie and no Rizzlas allows.
Bouncers - The Grateful Dead.
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Post by richard »

Forgot the bouncers in my original post

Got to be Arnold Swartz, Vinnie Jones and Bruce Lee
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