Limerick Thread

[Homer]

Last night I dreamed I was a snail
They move slow, like a Thai train on the rail
Every where I went I left slime
The feeling, oh my, was sublime

[Dannie Boy]

Last night I dreamed I was a snail
They move slow, like a Thai train on the rail
Every where I went I left slime
The feeling, oh my, was sublime
It felt just like the Holy Grail

[dtaai-maai]

I decided to jump off a cliff

[MDMK]

I decided to jump off a cliff
Because my hairdresser left me with a quiff

[Homer]

I decided to jump off a cliff
Because my hairdresser left me with a quiff
But the birds loved my hair

[MDMK]

I decided to jump off a cliff
Because my hairdresser left me with a quiff
But the birds loved my hair
That it looked silly they did not care

[Homer]

I decided to jump off a cliff
Because my hairdresser left me with a quiff
But the birds loved my hair
That it looked silly they did not care
Because a man with a quiff is not swift

[migrant]

I set sail for the far coast of Maine

[MDMK]

I set sail for the far coast of Maine
just me and Arthur, my great dane

[dtaai-maai]

I set sail for the far coast of Maine
just me and Arthur, my great dane
Not much of a crew

[MDMK]

I set sail for the far coast of Maine
Just me and Arthur, my great dane
Not much of a crew
If we get into a stew

[migrant]

I set sail for the far coast of Maine
just me and Arthur, my great dane
Not much of a crew
At least I need not share my brew

[Dannie Boy]

I set sail for the far coast of Maine
just me and Arthur, my great dane
Not much of a crew
At least I need not share my brew
So it wasn’t such a pain

[Homer]

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[migrant]

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