Limerick Thread

[MDMK]

I once met a man from Dundee

[Homer]

I once met a man from Dundee
Who acted quite the banshee

[lindosfan1]

I once met a man from Dundee
Who acted quite the banshee
He was completely bonkers

[Homer]

I once met a man from Dundee
Who acted quite the banshee
He was completely bonkers
From eating conkers

[lindosfan1]

I once met a man from Dundee
Who acted quite the banshee
He was completely bonkers
From eating conkers
But he died picking them off the tree.

[lindosfan1]

Ginger nut biscuits and strawberry jam

[dtaai-maai]

Ginger nut biscuits and strawberry jam
Egg mayonnaise with goat's cheese and ham

[PeteC]

Ginger nut biscuits and strawberry jam
Egg mayonnaise with goat's cheese and ham
A gourmet's delight on such a wonderful night

[Dannie Boy]

Ginger nut biscuits and strawberry jam
Egg mayonnaise with goat's cheese and ham
A gourmet's delight on such a wonderful night
Especially to satisfy the pregnant woman’s plight

[migrant]

Ginger nut biscuits and strawberry jam
Egg mayonnaise with goat's cheese and ham
A gourmet's delight on such a wonderful night
Especially to satisfy the pregnant woman’s plight
But forget her I'd rather have spam

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young teacher called Tim

[migrant]

There was a young teacher called Tim
Who really went out on a limb

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young teacher called Tim
Who really went out on a limb
When he said to the head

[migrant]

There was a young teacher called Tim
Who really went out on a limb
When he said to the head
If my feet should turn red

[Dannie Boy]

There was a young teacher called Tim
Who really went out on a limb
When he said to the head
If my feet should turn red
It’s from spending too much time in the gym