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Just bought a Scope to view the Night Sky
Upon first use the damn thing got stuck to my eye
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Just bought a Scope to view the Night Sky
Upon first use the damn thing got stuck to my eye
So off to the hospital I went
Where I paid the equivalent of my rent
To be told “you’ll be ok”, but that was a lie
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Don't mean to be jumping in at every opportunity, but this is very topical here at the mo :oops: : -

The Welsh and English women play "footy" tonight
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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The Welsh and English women play "footy" tonight
The Welsh centre forward is an utter delight
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The Welsh and English women play "footy" tonight
The Welsh centre forward is an utter delight
She loves a good scrum
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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migrant wrote: ↑Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:10 pm She loves a good scrum
migrant I think you and I had better seek cover from the football fans :cheers:


I think scrum is rugby not footy, but did I make the first mistake by saying centre forward?
is that a rubgy position? :oops:

It's a pity though as scrum is a good word for rhyming with bum. :D

I'm away to play innocent :oops:
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The Welsh and English women play "footy" tonight
The Welsh centre forward is an utter delight
She loves a good scrum
But picking up the ball is very dumb
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The Welsh and English women play "footy" tonight
The Welsh centre forward is an utter delight
She loves a good scrum
But picking up the ball is very dumb
Unless you're needing to be contrite
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There was an old farmer from Wales
This is the way
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There was an old farmer from Wales
Whose wife kept going to sales
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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There was an old farmer from Wales
Whose wife kept going to sales
She loved to buy shoes
This is the way
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There was an old farmer from Wales
Whose wife kept going to sales
She loved to buy shoes
Unfortunately not suitable for the Mews
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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There was an old farmer from Wales
Whose wife kept going to sales
She loved to buy shoes
Unfortunately not suitable for the Mews
That's what made her different from males
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There was a young lady from Crewe
This is the way
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There was a young lady from Crewe
Who fell in love with a ewe
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