Limerick Thread

[lindosfan1]

I once took a trip up the Nile
I had not been there for a while

[migrant]

I once took a trip up the Nile
I had not been there for a while
The water was ghastly

[migrant]

I once took a trip up the Nile
I had not been there for a while
The water was ghastly

[dtaai-maai]

I once took a trip up the Nile
I had not been there for a while
The water was ghastly
The creatures were nasty

[Homer]

I once took a trip up the Nile
I had not been there for a while
The water was ghastly
The creatures were nasty
Still, I depleted their condom stockpile

[pharvey]

Just bought a Scope to view the Night Sky

[PeteC]

Just bought a Scope to view the Night Sky
Upon first use the damn thing got stuck to my eye

[Thailightzone]

Just bought a Scope to view the Night Sky
Upon first use the damn thing got stuck to my eye
And from my other I began to cry

[dtaai-maai]

Apparently the marshals have declared a false start, so, take 2:

There once was a tailor from Leeds

[Dannie Boy]

Apparently the marshals have declared a false start, so, take 2:

There once was a tailor from Leeds
Due to poor business had considerable needs

[Homer]

There once was a tailor from Leeds
Due to poor business had considerable needs
To costumes he turned

[oakdale160]

There once was a tailor from Leeds
Due to poor business had considerable needs
To costumes he turned
The money he earned

[PeteC]

Just bought a Scope to view the Night Sky
Upon first use the damn thing got stuck to my eye

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We can go back to the above once the "Leeds" is finished as to not waste Pharvey's effort.

Aussie 69 lines 1 and 2 to rhyme, then lines 3 and 4, (but not with 1 and 2), then line 5 with line 1.

[Homer]

There once was a tailor from Leeds
Due to poor business had considerable needs
To costumes he turned
The money he earned
Paid for a holiday in Thebes

[Dannie Boy]

Just bought a Scope to view the Night Sky
Upon first use the damn thing got stuck to my eye
So off to the hospital I went