As we approached Soi 88 Railway Crossing, the lights started flashing, and the bells were ringing. Driving a great lump of truck, I obediently slowed and stopped before the barriers came down. Of course there were the usual motor cycle crazies that ran the barrier - TIT, they were OK, their amulets protect them

Then the crazy bit................. the barrier was dropping, and a guy in his 50s, with what I assume were 2 young grandchildren on his motorcycle moved to the wrong side of the road to get under the falling barrier. They were trapped in the middle, with the train coming.
The crossing guy came out of his hut - phew thinks I, he going to help them - wrong, he came out to watch. The train is getting closer.
Then in a well practiced move, the eldest kid (about 6) got off the back of the motorcycle, walked to the barrier and somehow lifted it above his head. The old man rode his motorcycle under the slightly raised barrier and stopped to let the eldest kid back on. I was expecting the crossing guard to give the old man an almighty bollocking, but no, the show was over, so he went back into his hut to continue watching TV.
Absolutely bonkers - there must have been less than 10 seconds between the train (certain death) and safety. The old guy rode away as if nothing had happened,