That's a winner!Vital Spark wrote:Sorry about the size.
Caption Competition
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Bristolian
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"'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
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arcadianagain
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The self-inflation valve on Malcom`s new sex doll was faulty
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd 
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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Dannie Boy
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That could be a winning entry VSVital Spark wrote:Sorry about the size.
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Dannie Boy
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Sorry Bristolian, I posted my reply before seeing yours - still we can't both be wrong, can we?Bristolian wrote:That's a winner!Vital Spark wrote:Sorry about the size.
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arcadianagain
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What do you mean I`m not picked for the beach volleyball team?
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Look deep into my cleavage.......you're getting sleepy....sleepy....sleepy.
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Barry suddenly realised his trip to the beach could result in suffocation, but not by drowning.
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Barry well knew he risks that white pointers posed at the local beach, but never dreamed he could come under attack from a bronze whaler.
'Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way they ask for directions'. -Winston Churchill-
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Beryl decided to shield her boyfriend from the horrible sight of the indecently thin girl, behind her, about to take off her top.
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Jimbob wrote:Beryl decided to shield her boyfriend from the horrible sight of the indecently thin girl, behind her, about to take off her top.
I had to scroll up to have a look Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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Bertha was way enthusiastic in thanking Tom from saving her from the japanese whalers
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Bertha had been having orgasms for what seemed ages. She thought the eyes rolled back in Bernie's head was from his delight. It wasn't! He'd died from suffocation a good half hour ago and the boner was rigor-mortis.
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Candy!! Your Crushing me!!!! 
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Billy, Billy, Billy - do you really think you're going for a pint with the boys?
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