Limerick Thread

[Dannie Boy]

There was a young fellow from Poole
Who at 6’8” was very tall

[pharvey]

There was a young fellow from Poole
Who at 6’8” was very tall
Which doesn't Rhyme at all!

[pharvey]

There was a young fellow from Poole
Who was vegetarian as a rule

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young fellow from Poole
Who was vegetarian as a rule
But once every week

[migrant]

There was a young fellow from Poole
Who was vegetarian as a rule
But once every week
He would eat some beef cheek

[pharvey]

There was a young fellow from Poole
Who was vegetarian as a rule
But once every week
He would eat some beef cheek
Because he thought it was rather cool

[Dannie Boy]

There was a young fellow from Poole
Who was vegetarian as a rule
But once every week
He would eat some beef cheek
Because he thought it was rather cool

Cool rhymes with tall

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old actor called Vic

[lindosfan1]

There was an old actor called Vic
Whose nickname was little Dick.

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old actor called Vic
Whose nickname was little Dick
Which was just a joke

[handdrummer]

There was an old actor called Vic
Whose nickname was little Dick
Which was just a joke
'cause he was a tall bloke

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old actor called Vic
Whose nickname was little Dick
Which was just a joke
'cause he was a tall bloke
With a penis the size of a brick

[dtaai-maai]

On the birth of my seventeenth child

[MDMK]

On the birth of my seventeenth child
I ran away to the woods wet and wild

[lindosfan1]

On the birth of my seventeenth child
We gave up the contraception we trialled