Limerick Thread

[pharvey]

"Cold Calls", the bane of my life

[dtaai-maai]

"Cold Calls", the bane of my life
They bring me frustration and strife

[pharvey]

"Cold Calls", the bane of my life
They bring me frustration and strife
Consumers shout out for them to end

[dtaai-maai]

"Cold Calls", the bane of my life
They bring me frustration and strife
Consumers shout out for them to end
For all the rules of trade they bend

[MDMK]

"Cold Calls", the bane of my life
They bring me frustration and strife
Consumers shout out for them to end
For all the rules of trade they bend
So I cut my phone cable with a knife

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young teacher from Poole

[MDMK]

There was a young teacher from Poole
Who when she saw food would begin to drool

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young teacher from Poole
Who when she saw food would begin to drool
A bowl of som tam

[MDMK]

There was a young teacher from Poole
Who when she saw food would begin to drool
A bowl of som tam
Or pea soup with ham

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young teacher from Poole
Who when she saw food would begin to drool
A bowl of som tam
Or pea soup with ham
Would ensure that she had a soft stool

[pharvey]

Ahh, Thailand and it's "Tom Yum"

[dtaai-maai]

Som tam... papaya salad aka papaya pokpok

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Of course, tom yum has the same effect!

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old biker from Chester

[lindosfan1]

There was an old biker from Chester
Who was a bit of a jester.

[migrant]

There was an old biker from Chester
Who was a bit of a jester.
His leathers were pink