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When riding a bike across cobbles
It's no wonder that everything wobbles
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When riding a bike across cobbles
It's no wonder that everything wobbles
A good fitting bra can save some blushes
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When riding a bike across cobbles
It's no wonder that everything wobbles
A good fitting bra can save some blushes
But its hard on the tushies
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When riding a bike across cobbles
It's no wonder that everything wobbles
A good fitting bra can save some blushes
But its hard on the tushies
And that why they all walk with hobbles.
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On a longhaul flight to New Delhi
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On a longhaul flight to New DelhI
All he took was a yellow welly.
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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On a longhaul flight to New DelhI
All he took was a yellow welly.
But the plane landed in Murmansk
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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On a longhaul flight to New DelhI
All he took was a yellow welly.
But the plane landed in Murmansk
And they all got off and did a little dance
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On a longhaul flight to New DelhI
All he took was a yellow welly.
But the plane landed in Murmansk
And they all got off and did a little dance
Which caused a rumble in his belly
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Coming home from a job in Shannon
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Coming home from a job in Shannon
I was welcomed with a shot from a cannon
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Coming home from a job in Shannon
I was welcomed with a shot from a cannon
I ducked quick and it flew over my head
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Coming home from a job in Shannon
I was welcomed with a shot from a cannon
I ducked quick and it flew over my head
Only to land in my girlfriend's bed
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Coming home from a job in Shannon
I was welcomed with a shot from a cannon
I ducked quick and it flew over my head
Only to land in my girlfriend's bed
Where she was cavorting with one Mr. Buchanan
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Out in the ocean it is wet and briny
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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