Limerick Thread

[MDMK]

I wanted the best, away from the west
To have some fun, but also some rest

[lindosfan1]

I wanted the best, away from the west
To have some fun, but also some rest
So I went for a massage

[dtaai-maai]

I wanted the best, away from the west
To have some fun, but also some rest
So I went for a massage
Of my 'derriere passage'

[oakdale160]

I wanted the best, away from the west
To have some fun, but also some rest
So I went for a massage
Of my 'derriere passage'
The girls in Hua Hin are the best

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old sailor from Deal

[lindosfan1]

There was an old sailor from Deal
Who went up to the girls for a feel.

[migrant]

There was an old sailor from Deal
Who went up to the girls for a feel.
But he made the mistake

[PeteC]

There was an old sailor from Deal
Who went up to the girls for a feel.
But he made the mistake
Of calling her boobs fake

[migrant]

There was an old sailor from Deal
Who went up to the girls for a feel.
But he made the mistake
Of calling her boobs fake
Now he'll never find out if they're real

[migrant]

Let's see who can rhyme this limerick

[Homer]

Let's see who can rhyme this limerick
I can, but without any rhetoric

[dtaai-maai]

Let's see who can rhyme this limerick
I can, but without any rhetoric
For I like to speak plain

[Homer]

Let's see who can rhyme this limerick
I can, but without any rhetoric
For I like to speak plain
And never profane

[dtaai-maai]

Let's see who can rhyme this limerick
I can, but without any rhetoric
For I like to speak plain
And never profane
From my bunk in the barracks at Catterick

[dtaai-maai]

When riding a bike across cobbles