Limerick Thread

[Dannie Boy]

There was a young lass with cute dimples
Unfortunately she also had pimples
But she didn’t allow that to depress her

[pharvey]

There was a young lass with cute dimples
Unfortunately she also had pimples
But she didn’t allow that to depress her
In fact she was very demure

[lindosfan1]

here was a young lass with cute dimples
Unfortunately she also had pimples
But she didn’t allow that to depress her
In fact she was very demure
But she was a little bit simple.

[MDMK]

There was a young lass with cute dimples
Unfortunately she also had pimples
But she didn’t allow that to depress her
In fact she was very demure
That's why she always wore wimples

[MDMK]

A dirty old nun from County Cork

[dtaai-maai]

A dirty old nun from County Cork
Was as cheese to the young priest's chalk

[migrant]

A dirty old nun from County Cork
Was as cheese to the young priest's chalk
She'd take him to church

[dtaai-maai]

A dirty old nun from County Cork
Was as cheese to the young priest's chalk
She'd take him to church
And whip him with birch

[Dannie Boy]

A dirty old nun from County Cork
Was as cheese to the young priest's chalk
She'd take him to church
And whip him with birch
Which would soon make him ready to talk

[MDMK]

I sat next to a man on a longhaul flight

[dtaai-maai]

I sat next to a man on a longhaul flight
His wife was on his left and I was on his right

[lindosfan1]

I sat next to a man on a longhaul flight
His wife was on his left and I was on his right
He was fat I was thin

[dtaai-maai]

I sat next to a man on a longhaul flight
His wife was on his left and I was on his right
He was fat I was thin
Sweat was dripping from his chin

[MDMK]

I sat next to a man on a longhaul flight
His wife was on his left and I was on his right
He was fat I was thin
Sweat was dripping from his chin
Christ! It was gonna be one long night!

[dtaai-maai]

I once took a trip up the Nile