Limerick Thread

[Dannie Boy]

There was an old farmer called Fred
Who found it difficult to rise from his bed

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old farmer called Fred
Who found it difficult to rise from his bed
Until one day he woke

[Dannie Boy]

There was an old farmer called Fred
Who found it difficult to rise from his bed
Until one day he woke
And realised he was broke


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[migrant]

There was an old farmer called Fred
Who found it difficult to rise from his bed
Until one day he woke
And realised he was broke
So to the loansharks he fled.

[dtaai-maai]

One day at the 7-Eleven

[pharvey]

One day at the 7-Eleven
I met a beauty that came from Heaven

[migrant]

One day at the 7-Eleven
I met a beauty that came from Heaven
She was dark, tall and lean

[Dannie Boy]

One day at the 7-Eleven
I met a beauty that came from Heaven
She was dark, tall and lean
And incredibly clean

[Homer]

There was an old farmer called Fred
Who was proud he'd never been wed

[pharvey]

Huh??

I'm mocking the person who either doesn't understand limericks or intentionally posts rubbish.

That's a tad harsh.....

[pharvey]

There was an old farmer called Fred
Who was proud he'd never been wed
Faithful to his cows and sheep

[Homer]

There was an old farmer called Fred
Who was proud he'd never been wed
Faithful to his cows and sheep
To them he gave the best upkeep

[migrant]

There was an old farmer called Fred
Who was proud he'd never been wed
Faithful to his cows and sheep
To them he gave the best upkeep
Including a big wide bed

[migrant]

I'm going out tonight to drink

[Homer]

I'm going out tonight to drink
Until the Changs I see are pink