Limerick Thread
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Re: Limerick Thread
Pricing in Sports is a Mad World
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Pricing in Sports is a Mad World
Where the big money owners have ruled
Where the big money owners have ruled
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Pricing in Sports is a Mad World
Where the big money owners have ruled
The roost for so many years
Where the big money owners have ruled
The roost for so many years
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Pricing in Sports is a Mad World
Where the big money owners have ruled
The roost for so many years
Has reduced many to tears
Where the big money owners have ruled
The roost for so many years
Has reduced many to tears
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Pricing in Sports is a Mad World
Where the big money owners have ruled
The roost for so many years
Has reduced many to tears
The public have been really fooled
Where the big money owners have ruled
The roost for so many years
Has reduced many to tears
The public have been really fooled
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
Re: Limerick Thread
Combination first line and comment:lindosfan1 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:35 am Pricing in Sports is a Mad World
Where the big money owners have ruled
The roost for so many years
Has reduced many to tears
The public have been really fooled
The ugliest limerick so far
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There was a young man from Dundee
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There was a young man from Dundee
Who, despite the peer pressure, eventually admitted to being a fan of RUN-DMC
Who, despite the peer pressure, eventually admitted to being a fan of RUN-DMC
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Huh??
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Sorry Homer, I'm going to offer an alernative
There was a young man from Dundee
Who, try as he might, couldn't pee
There was a young man from Dundee
Who, try as he might, couldn't pee
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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There was a young man from Dundee
Who, try as he might, couldn't pee
He'd down pints of beer
Who, try as he might, couldn't pee
He'd down pints of beer
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There was a young man from Dundee
Who, try as he might, couldn't pee
He'd down pints of beer
Til his bladder was clear
Who, try as he might, couldn't pee
He'd down pints of beer
Til his bladder was clear
This is the way
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There was a young man from Dundee
Who, try as he might, couldn't pee
He'd down pints of beer
Til his bladder was clear
Then could bounce the girls on his knee
Who, try as he might, couldn't pee
He'd down pints of beer
Til his bladder was clear
Then could bounce the girls on his knee
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