Mary Poppins will not be impressed.....
Chim, chimney
Chim, chimney
Chim, chim, Chap Poo
Good luck will rub off when
I shakes hands with you
Caption Competition
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"'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
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Day two of the Squatters Rights Protest and things are getting messy.
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After being locked out of his girlfriends flat the night before...Kevin thought it was time for revenge 
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Gives a whole new meaning to “I thought you were just blowing smoke up my ass”
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd 
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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When Jim's new landlord told him the bathroom was not "ensuite" but he would give him a discount instead Jim hurriedly signed the contract. Jim vowed to look at all aspects of a "deal" next time before he jumps into it.
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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After a night out on the tiles, Angus was caught short, what else could he do?
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Wiping the slate clean was the last thought on Angus’s mind….after all, where’s the toilet paper?
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Hopefully, when Angus was sober, he would not remember that he had used the wrong pot
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Times change, if I had been naughty, as a child, the worst that I could expect in my Christmas stocking was a piece of coal!
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Topol probably regretted accepting the lead in the sequil “Piddler on the Roof”
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When dad said I was getting Jack Sh*t for Christmas I should have believed him
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Big storks like to nest over Chimneys and I've got one too.
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Stovepipe trousers are not out of fashion!