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Lost wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:46 am In the grand scheme of things, this isn't a big issue. But...

I've seen a worrying decline of 'Bless you' and 'Gesundheit' when I sneeze.

Let's hope both sneeze responses return to their former glory in the future.

Don't sneeze in front of witnesses. You're liable to be shot!

I don't know how to upload a video straight to here from FB but this is most definitely worth a look. Summary justice for an Italian shopper caught spitting on fruit.

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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very carefully:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

dtaai-maai,,,,,,,,,,,,absolutely superb,made my day,,,,,,,,,,,,still laughing now as i type this,,,,,,,,,been forwarded to many locations,good to have a laugh under the current circumstances,,,,,,,,,,,take care all and stay safe.

Brilliant dtaai-maai!

Nowhere else to post this one really.....

https://thepatriotictimes.com/white-hou ... s-fallout/

Now we know where the Trumpsters get their news from

sateeb wrote: ↑Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:02 am Now we know where the Trumpsters get their news from

Opened a can of worms there then......

I unmitigatingly rescind that comment.

It's where Donny gets his news!!

sateeb wrote: ↑Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:13 am I unmitigatingly rescind that comment.

Sitting with a thesaurus on your lap, don't make you tough.

You obviously haven't seen A Fish called Wanda.

sateeb wrote: ↑Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:31 am You obviously haven't seen A Fish called Wanda.

Nope. '88. Before my time.

Lost wrote: ↑Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:41 am
Nope. '88. Before my time.

You'd best watch the latter episodes of the documentary (or should I say docutainment ) I recommended then!

Christ, I've run out of Emojis.......

https://www.facebook.com/sean.daly.3304 ... 87220/?t=3

Another good one featuring Boris and Trump