Caption Competition
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migrant
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Next time tell the car cleaners not so much leather soap
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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The limo passengers were beginning to regret taking the driver for a vindaloo.
If it's within arms reach, there's nothing to worry about!!
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Guests arrive for the Yates Wine Lodge awards ceremony.
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Quick let's scarper, I don't want to tip the driver
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd 
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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That limo air freshener is awful It smells like beer and vomit
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On the way to the awards ceremony, the stars of THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE become unattached.
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Frank Hovis
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Showing up half legless is a common occurence at the amputees annual disco, but guests were surprised by the lack of complimentary wheelchairs.
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This is not a stretch limo, it's a retch limo
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RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Wrong entrance driver, The grand Red Carpet entrance is around the front
This is where the trash is thrown out.
This is where the trash is thrown out.
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Frank Hovis wrote:Showing up half legless is a common occurence at the amputees annual disco, but guests were surprised by the lack of complimentary wheelchairs.
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redzonerocker
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"aaaaaaaah ga doo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree . . . . . . ."
Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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Does my bum look big like this?
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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A runaway victory this week, with the winner being 20 points ahead of its nearest rival. This week's top 5 are:
5th richard with "Quick let's scarper, I don't want to tip the driver" (25 Points)
4th richard with "This is not a stretch limo, it's a retch limo'' (27 Points)
3rd migrant with "Next time tell the car cleaners not so much leather soap" (31 Points)
2nd E-Dork with "The limo passengers were beginning to regret taking the driver for a vindaloo." (34 Points)
1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "Showing up half legless is a common occurence at the amputees annual disco, but guests were surprised by the lack of complimentary wheelchairs." (54 Points)
Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 12 June 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 Jun 11.
5th richard with "Quick let's scarper, I don't want to tip the driver" (25 Points)
4th richard with "This is not a stretch limo, it's a retch limo'' (27 Points)
3rd migrant with "Next time tell the car cleaners not so much leather soap" (31 Points)
2nd E-Dork with "The limo passengers were beginning to regret taking the driver for a vindaloo." (34 Points)
1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "Showing up half legless is a common occurence at the amputees annual disco, but guests were surprised by the lack of complimentary wheelchairs." (54 Points)
Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 12 June 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 Jun 11.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED