Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a poet called Homer

[MDMK]

There once was a poet called Homer
He was a also a very keen beachcomber

[lindosfan1]

There once was a poet called Homer
He was a also a very keen beachcomber
But he got lost one day

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a poet called Homer
He was a also a very keen beachcomber
But he got lost one day
On a long odyssey

[MDMK]

Edited because of... Great Minds.... Fools seldom .....

[MDMK]

There once was a poet called Homer
He was a also a very keen beachcomber
But he got lost one day
On a long odyssey
Such is the life of a roamer

[MDMK]

When Brexit happens will the pound crash?

[Homer]

When Brexit happens will the pound crash?
Before that what should I stash in my cache?

[lindosfan1]

When Brexit happens will the pound crash?
Before that what should I stash in my cache?
Not Euros they will go down.

[Homer]

When Brexit happens will the pound crash?
Before that what should I stash in my cache?
Not Euros they will go down.
In EU stocks you will drown

[MDMK]

When Brexit happens will the pound crash?
Before that what should I stash in my cache?
Not Euros they will go down.
In EU stocks you will drown
And we'll all enjoy bangers and mash

[dtaai-maai]

The knights of King Arthur's Round Table

[MDMK]

The knights of King Arthur's Round Table
Were in more than one way very able

[dtaai-maai]

The knights of King Arthur's Round Table
Were in more than one way very able
With sword and with lance

[MDMK]

The knights of King Arthur's Round Table
Were in more than one way very able
With sword and with lance
Any battle they would enhance