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Fred had a good time in jail
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Fred had a good time in jail
Everyday patting the jailer lass on the tail
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Fred had a good time in jail
Everyday patting the jailer lass on the tail
But when the governor found out
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Fred had a good time in jail
Everyday patting the jailer lass on the tail
But when the governor found out
Fred let out a great shout
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Fred had a good time in jail
Everyday patting the jailer lass on the tail
But when the governor found out
Fred let out a great shout
And knew his parole hearing would be a big fail
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Kim Jong Un has a terrible hair style
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Kim Jong Un has a terrible hair style
Which missed being cool by a mile
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Kim Jong Un has a terrible hair style
Which missed being cool by a mile
Cut using a bowl
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Kim Jong Un has a terrible hair style
Which missed being cool by a mile
Cut using a bowl
He colored it with coal
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Kim Jong Un has a terrible hair style
Which missed being cool by a mile
Cut using a bowl
He colored it with coal
That most thought was juvenile
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On Fridays we always eat fish
This is the way
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On Fridays we always eat fish
With chips and "Mushy Peas" a great dish
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On Fridays we always eat fish
With chips and "Mushy Peas" a great dish
But should they be breaded or battered
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On Fridays we always eat fish
With chips and "Mushy Peas" a great dish
But should they be breaded or battered
The salt must be liberally scattered
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On Fridays we always eat fish
With chips and "Mushy Peas" a great dish
But should they be breaded or battered
The salt must be liberally scattered
But only if that is your wish
This is the way
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