Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

Very sorry Siani, but you've missed entry by 10 minutes - the judging forms have been sent. You'll need to be a little quicker next week.

[Big Boy]

The judging team are back to full strength this week. They've all commented on the difficulty of identifying a funny caption based on the picture (shame on you richard ) I find it disappointing that they found the funiest caption being a reflection of the sad state the Green Army are in at the moment . This week's top 5 are:


4th= migrant with "The newly elected Parliment / Senate, elected by the disgruntled voters, has really turned the economy around and gotten high marks" (42 Points)

4th= Jimbob with "You can often hear one
you can often smell one
But you shouldn't be able to see a fart

Jury, I put it to you that one of these three witnesses is lying." (42 Points)

3rd richard with "I do'nt want to hear all that sh1t about being blind and dumb" (43 Points)

2nd richard with "Eenie, Meenie, Minie...................Where's Mow?" (45 Points)


1st place goes to Jimbob with "Plymouth Argyle F.C. Chairman, CEO, and CFO stand united in their hope to turn the club around despite Tax bill.
The ship is about to hit the sand" (62 Points)


Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Jimbob you now have until 23:59 on 6 Mar 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 11 Mar 11. Make it a good one this week please

[Big Boy]

OK, I've given Jimbob an extra 24+ hours, and he hasn't posted a photo. Therefore, this week's photo is:

Monkey.jpg (38.02 KiB) Viewed 557 times

[richard]

Stop fingering my missus or I'll crack your nut man

[Jimbob]

(Sorry Bigboy I have been asleep at the keyboard.)

We are Shaolin monkeys, TianTian, and this next move is known as 'the nutcracker'

[redzonerocker]

" now don't forget what i told you . . . . a good whack on the head & then a quick tug on the rope . . .should get the offending tooth out!! "

[Arcadian]

This is for taking the piss out of our three wise cousins in your last competition.

[pharvey]

Mendoza! I need a Mendoza I said!

[pharvey]

Dave, you show him your @rse, Jim stare him down and I'll club the b@st@rd........ freedom is ours!!

[lindosfan1]

When I nod my head you hit it

[Jimbob]

Bobo hated being involved with these cheap nature TV programs and being the sound boom monkey.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

A small entry this week due to the late start of the competition. As there are only 8 entries, I've listed all 8 in descending order. This week's top 8 are:

8th pharvey with "Mendoza! I need a Mendoza I said!" (18 Points)

7th Jimbob with "We are Shaolin monkeys, TianTian, and this next move is known as 'the nutcracker'" (39 Points)

6th lindosfan1 with "When I nod my head you hit it" (40 Points)

5th pharvey with "Dave, you show him your @rse, Jim stare him down and I'll club the b@st@rd........ freedom is ours!!" (41 Points)

4th Arcadian with "This is for taking the piss out of our three wise cousins in your last competition." (43 Points)

3rd richard with "Stop fingering my missus or I'll crack your nut man" (45 Points)

2nd Jimbob with "Bobo hated being involved with these cheap nature TV programs and being the sound boom monkey." (47 Points)


1st place goes to redzonerocker with "now don't forget what i told you . . . . a good whack on the head & then a quick tug on the rope . . .should get the offending tooth out!! " (57 Points)


Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

redzonerocker you now have until 23:59 on 13 Mar 11 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 18 Mar 11. Make it a good one this week please

pharvey, every judge marked your Mendoza entry last, and stated that they didn't understand what it meant. I said that I would ask you, as I'm sure it must have a hidden meaning.

redzonerocker, the judges mentioned that this was the first time they could remember your name cropping up as a winner. When I told them that you were an Arse supporter, they asked if they could change their vote . There are 3 Spurs fans amongst the judges.

[Arcadian]

[quote="Big ]. There are 3 Spurs fans amongst the judges. ][/quote]


That would explain why many of the past winners have been in questionable taste

[Big Boy]

[quote="Big ]. There are 3 Spurs fans amongst the judges. ]

That would explain why many of the past winners have been in questionable taste [/quote][/quote]
Unfortunately, I had to take what I could get